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Conor the Hun (Ransome)  

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  • Deviant since Mar 23, 2008, 2:36 PM
  • 38 Deviations
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MOAR TIME PLOZ

Journal Entry: Mon May 12, 2008, 10:06 AM
  • Mood: Llama
  • Listening to: Cradle of Filth - Babylon A.D
  • Reading: Damn revision guides
  • Watching: Cold Case
  • Playing: Guitar
  • Eating: You
  • Drinking: Coffee and your blood
my god.... i havent had time to do cock all with all these exams going off... no time to write!!! gah sorry guys

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 15
  • Current Residence: A hole
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large cause I'm a fat jabba
  • Print preference: huh?
  • Interests: WoW... mmm Lots
  • Favourite movie: Star Warses
  • Favourite band or musician: Slipknot
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal.... the more extreme sort
  • Favourite artist: mmm i'm new to art
  • Favourite poet or writer: Corey Taylor
  • Favourite photographer: creepy-face, ShadowTalent
  • Favourite style or digital art: my own arse hole
  • Operating System: depends which computer
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod
  • Shell of choice: ... conch?
  • Wallpaper of choice: i prefer paint?
  • Skin of choice: The skin kind?
  • Favourite game: WoW
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Me
  • Personal Quote: Fat, Ugly and proud so f you
  • Tools of the Trade: My Gnomes of Doom

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~Inopink95:iconInopink95: May 4, 2008, 6:55:41 PM
Ok guys, this truly is freaky, the
Phone literally rang as soon as I read
The last word of this email!!!!!













I am taking the bait -
What do I have to lose right?

















Hope it works!

















Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.

Message: This is scary!

The phone will ring right after
You do this!

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"I'm So Sick! Infected with where I live! Let me live without this empty bliss sefishness! I'm So Sick! Im So Sick!" -FLYLEAF


92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
\m/ rock
*ShadowTalent:iconShadowTalent: Apr 21, 2008, 10:57:58 PM
Okay, lol =)

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~ShadowTalent
~condork:iconcondork: Apr 21, 2008, 10:51:22 PM
Wet fish = Fish and chips now so no worries

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I push my fingers into my eyes
Its the only way that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
*ShadowTalent:iconShadowTalent: Apr 21, 2008, 10:36:24 PM
Okay =)
I wouldnt have let the polar bear eat you anyways, I just dont want to be slapped with a wet fish Mister.

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~condork:iconcondork: Apr 21, 2008, 10:35:27 PM
*puts fish away*
I'll behave miss, honest

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I push my fingers into my eyes
Its the only way that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
*ShadowTalent:iconShadowTalent: Apr 21, 2008, 4:30:35 PM
Lol, camel... ha ha ha...
I wont let the polar bear eat your head off if you put the wet fish away...
I like penguins, but the polar bear likes them as a snack...

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~ShadowTalent
~condork:iconcondork: Apr 21, 2008, 9:41:44 AM
but my camel will rule the world muahahaha
but i'll be eatedated :(
I'll get a penguin too they are too cute to hurt

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I push my fingers into my eyes
Its the only way that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
*ShadowTalent:iconShadowTalent: Apr 21, 2008, 6:48:32 AM
Its not going to cause me any pain =D
Lol... my polar bear will eat you and the fish.

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~ShadowTalent
~condork:iconcondork: Apr 21, 2008, 5:16:53 AM
spit at you!

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I push my fingers into my eyes
Its the only way that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
*ShadowTalent:iconShadowTalent: Apr 20, 2008, 10:59:56 PM
what on Earth are you going to do with a camel?

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~ShadowTalent
~condork:iconcondork: Apr 20, 2008, 10:44:49 PM
polar bear! eek.... well.... well I'll get a.... camel!

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I push my fingers into my eyes
Its the only way that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
*ShadowTalent:iconShadowTalent: Apr 20, 2008, 1:52:39 PM
...Put the wet fish down...
Dont make me get my polar bear to chase you for the fish...

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And then you can stop by and check out my art ([link]) if you want to.

~ShadowTalent
~condork:iconcondork: Apr 20, 2008, 1:50:39 PM
*wields wet fish*
you'd beter run muahahahaahahahaha

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I push my fingers into my eyes
Its the only way that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
*ShadowTalent:iconShadowTalent: Apr 20, 2008, 1:49:00 PM
...Lol...
Don't you dare...

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And then you can stop by and check out my art ([link]) if you want to.

~ShadowTalent
~condork:iconcondork: Apr 20, 2008, 1:46:13 PM
rofl
I'll slap you with it now lol

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I push my fingers into my eyes
Its the only way that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
*ShadowTalent:iconShadowTalent: Apr 19, 2008, 1:42:58 PM
*Drops a wet fish on your page...*

Ha ha ha... =D

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And then you can stop by and check out my art ([link]) if you want to.

~ShadowTalent
~only-hurts-me-more13:icononly-hurts-me-more13: Apr 19, 2008, 7:46:45 AM
Thanks that really means a lot. =)

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*The Only One Who Can Dry My Tears
Is The One Making Them Fall*
~condork:iconcondork: Apr 18, 2008, 2:34:01 PM
no probs ^^ aswome poem

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I push my fingers into my eyes
Its the only way that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
~only-hurts-me-more13:icononly-hurts-me-more13: Apr 18, 2008, 8:22:23 AM
Thanks for the fav!

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*The Only One Who Can Dry My Tears
Is The One Making Them Fall*
~Inopink95:iconInopink95: Apr 15, 2008, 6:32:09 PM
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend

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Send this rose to everyone you care about!!

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"I'm So Sick! Infected with where I live! Let me live without this empty bliss sefishness! I'm So Sick! Im So Sick!" -FLYLEAF


92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
\m/ rock
~Inopink95:iconInopink95: Apr 14, 2008, 4:30:55 PM
thx buddy!

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"I'm So Sick! Infected with where I live! Let me live without this empty bliss sefishness! I'm So Sick! Im So Sick!" -FLYLEAF


92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
\m/ rock
~condork:iconcondork: Apr 14, 2008, 1:32:13 PM
:hug:

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I push my fingers into my eyes
Its the only way that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
~Inopink95:iconInopink95: Apr 12, 2008, 2:41:56 PM
HEY, HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK!!
Send this to at least 15 people you love, including me if you care for me!

And if you get at least 10 back, you will recieve good news within 15 minutes!
~Let's see how many hearts you get! =]
All the best. Please continue sending you're own love to those you care for.


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"I'm So Sick! Infected with where I live! Let me live without this empty bliss sefishness! I'm So Sick! Im So Sick!" -FLYLEAF


92% of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8% that rock out everyday, put this in your signature.
\m/ rock
~Ihtaver:iconIhtaver: Apr 10, 2008, 7:26:28 PM
:D

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~condork:iconcondork: Apr 10, 2008, 1:46:43 PM
:hug:

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I push my fingers into my eyes
Its the only way that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on
I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT